Rot

Tiffany Stinky

Sarah Troutman

Billly Scam

Muzzy

Joel D. Wynkoop

Dr. Robert Olsen

Tim Leavey

Agent Dalton

Walter Meseda

Mysterious Illuminati Official / Dead Naked Guy

Amy Farma

Dead Girl

Dane Maddison

Iggy

Fritz Faulhaber

Rich English Snob

Marge Andrews

Rich English Snob

Garland Hewlette

Landlord